2010-02-08
The Super Babies of the Super Bowl LXIV
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:57:30 +0000
Last night’s Superbowl XLIV was watched by a record 106 million viewers, with almost half of those viewers likely being Ladies. You may not have realized this from the marathon of commercials showing women getting the ess kicked out of them, but indeed, there was a slew of Double-X Chromies tuned in. Sure, [...]Read more...
10 Super Bowl XLIV Pun Headlines
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 22:30:40 +0000
I gotta say, as a football fan, I was thrilled to biscuits about last night’s Super Bowl (expression for the new millennium), but as a connoisseur of forced puns, I’m somewhat disappointed with this year’s crop of Super Bowl headlines. Let’s take a spin through 10 Super Bowl pun/jokey headlines from major publications — they’re [...]Read more...
VIDEO: Never Look Into A Mirror When You’re In A Horror Movie, Dumbass
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:57:49 +0000
I have a sweet idea for a movie scene: Someone’s looking in the mirror, and you assume there’s no one behind them because why would there be? It’s just a mirror. Then they adjust the mirror slightly and OHMYGOD THERE IS IN FACT SOMEONE BEHIND THEM IT’S A MONSTER!!!!!!! Wait, it’s been done? How many times? (via [...]Read more...
Dolph Lundgren Becomes the David Hasselhoff of Swedish Television
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 20:32:23 +0000
Before seeing the following video, our knowledge of Dolph Lundgren primarily stemmed off of two things: Our favorite childhood skin flick Masters of the Universe, and Johnny Mnemonic, the most ridiculous cinematic adventure of our time: Also known as “My Source for Every Computer Wallpaper, Ever.” We’ve always known Dolph as a giant, stiff, [...]Read more...
Your Complete Super Bowl XLIV Crazed Fan Gallery
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:59:04 +0000
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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The Ads of Superbowl XLIV
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:25:10 +0000
TRADE THE PHONE WITH A PLUGGED-IN TOASTER AND YOU’VE GOT OUR FAVORITE AD OF THE NIGHT MOST HEARTCLUTCHING BABY COW FANTASY | MySpace Video MOST SYMPATHETIC PORTRAYAL OF CHICKEN VAGINAS | MySpace Video SIMULTANEOUS “HOLY SH*T, THEY’RE STILL ALIVE?!” AND “F*CK YEAH, THEY’RE STILL ALIVE!!” MOMENT (WITH THANKS TO THE INCOMPARABLE BETTY WHITE AND ABE VIGODA) WORST CASE OF [...]Read more...
The Old “Legs Sticking Out Of The Snow” Prank
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 18:21:12 +0000
Here’s an interesting photo/caption from the front page of the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette today following the city’s near-record 20 inches of snowfall over the weekend: Gotcha! You emergency workers TOTALLY thought there was a dead guy, but it was just the ol’ “upside-down legs sticking out of the snowbank” gag! LOLZ!!! Looks like a real life DENNIS [...]Read more...
LOST: The 60s Trailer
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:55:42 +0000
I didn’t realize that Lost was such a rip-off of this sexy, action spy thriller from the 60s. Looks sexy! And spy-ey! And I have numerous theories about Egyptian mythological symbols that the bikinis represent…Read more...
Step 1: Play This Every Morning; Step 2: Run This F**king Town
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:00:19 +0000
For decades, I’ve been searching for the perfect early morning pick-me-up rap song to cause me to feel like a champion til well after the sun sets. Drinking Chivas Regal at 7 am just doesn’t have the same bling to it (kill me) when it’s set to “Jagged Little Pill.” So thank you, [...]Read more...
15 Things We Learned From Super Bowl XLIV
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 15:43:25 +0000
1. All Honda ads should all begin with the disclaimer “Please Flip to the Puppy Bowl for 30 Seconds” 2. As much as we all love to rip on him, Brett Favre isn’t the only player capable of throwing crippling fourth-quarter interceptions. 3. Married men live a castrated, ghostlike existence of torturous apathy, but at least they [...]Read more...